My Most Annoying Coffee Experience Ever
We try and arrange our schedules so that I can get out one night a week for some “alone time” away from the kids. I usually use a majority of this time to get some extended time with God, and sometimes I also do a little shopping or whatever else I might be in the mood for. My usual routine is to go get coffee somewhere, and then spend time reading my Bible, praying and then sometimes reading something else for fun.
Tonight I went to a Caribou Coffee, since I had a gift card to use from there. I prefer the local shops, but you can’t beat having a free drink.
I hadn’t been thinking at all about what I wanted while I was traveling there, so I needed a few moments to think about it once I arrived. Here’s an approximation of what happened next:
Clerk (after I had been standing there about two seconds, obviously looking at the menu board): What can I get for you?
Me: I’m still deciding
Clerk: Oh, are you in the mood for something hot or cold?
Me: Hot
Clerk: Okay, do you want something sweet or not-so-sweet?
Me: I really am familiar with the drinks, I just need a moment to think about it.
Clerk: Do you like things that are chocolaty or fruity or…
Me (interrupting): It doesn’t help me make decisions when you are talking to me the whole time. Fine, I’ll just have a Caramel High Rise.
Clerk: Wait, what else were you considering?
Me (annoyed): A White Raspberry Mocha. Why?
Clerk: Well, I think you should get that instead.
Me: Is there a reason you are trying to get me to change my mind?
Clerk: It’s probably what you really want. Most people’s snap decisions are really their second or third choice.
Me: Okay, fine. I’ll see if you are right. Make it a medium, with whip.
Clerk: Are you sure you don’t want it iced?
Me: No (again, annoyed voice — Iam thinking how I already said I wanted a hot drink).
Clerk: Have you ever tried the Lite White Berry version of that drink?
Me: Yes, but just do the regular version tonight, okay?
Clerk: Okay, and did you want whip on that?
Me: Yes! (Again, I’m thinking about how I already told him this)
We then finally finished out the transaction and my drink was quickly made by the barista and was waiting for me at the end of the counter. This experience was so humorous it almost could have been something out of a Monty Python sketch or something. I wonder if this clerk is always like this.
I was so flustered and annoyed by the whole experience that I forgot to order it decaf, which I usually do since I don’t need that much caffeine in the evening. The result is that it’s almost midnight, I haven’t slept at all, and Erik will be awake again sometime in the next one to three hours for a feeding. I better get to bed and try and make myself sleep before I have a really regrettable morning tomorrow!