To get the background for this story, we have to turn the clock back almost seven years. It was the fall of 2000 and I was living in the famous “Deca Femme” house on Knapp Street. While hosting a banana split party to celebrate a Lifegroup multiplication, I had a can of Reddi Whip tragically and catastrophically lose its nozzle, rendering it useless after the first banana split was made.
Heartbroken at the loss of my Reddi Whip, I called the Reddi Whip hotline listed on the back of the can. An extremely enthusiastic man answered the phone saying, “Reddi Whip Hotline, how may I help you?” After explaining my predicament him, he offered his best attempt at a sincere apology and said he would put a coupon for a free can of Reddi Whip in the mail.
Why is this story of any relevance? Well, until today I still had the coupon. They made the mistake of sending me a coupon with no expiration date. I have bought many cans of whipped cream in the past seven years (most of them in past few years since we have been frequently using our espresso machine to make home made lattes).  Most of them have been generic rather than the more-pricey Reddi Whip. But somehow I was never able to bring myself to use it.  I just brought it with me each place I moved, careful to never lose this precious coupon worth “up to $2.75.”
Sometime since we moved to MN, I was pondering out loud to Tony why I had never used the coupon. The best way I could sum it up was to say that I was saving it in case of a Whipped Cream Emergency. Maybe I had a fear that some mythical day might come when I could not afford a $1.29 generic can of my favorite latte topping, yet would need one desperately.
Today we tossed out yet another empty can of Aldi brand whipped cream. The one thing I had to get at the store today was green onions, and Aldi doesn’t carry those. For whatever reason, I decided to take the plunge. I didn’t hold out. I used the coupon.
Unfortunately, this cause me to be one of those annoying people that holds up the line. The cashier tried multiple times with no luck to scan the bar code on the coupon. I was very worried that they might accuse me of using a fake coupon, so I nonchalantly mention the coupon is kind of old so maybe that would be causing the problems. (No need to mention exactly HOW old, right?). Finally, the cashier calls a manager-type over to manually enter the coupon.
And now, I have a yummy can of Reddi Whip Extra Creamy to enjoy!